Combine a bundle of ZERO bugles.
Stir together TWO fresh elk tracks with a MINUTE trace of recent scat.
Mix thoroughly with a buck shot, HUNGRY GRIZZLY and little to no signs of water.
Bake this for NINE DAYS in the heat of a long lasting summer sprinkled with the fine dust of the mountain roads and the thick smoke of recent fires.
While the concoction bakes in the heat, slowly simmer a BROKE DOWN quad. Cram three hunters, three full packs and 3 broadhead-loaded bows into a two seater UTV and STRETCH the PATIENCE thin.
Top with a raging dose of Covid to tear down camp and endure a TEN HOUR ride home and you will have created an archery elk hunting trip unlike any other!!
Archery and Camo 